Entry: Economics!!! Thursday, September 11, 2003



I was just wondering as to what this world is doing! Why we were born, what we were upto and things like that.. suddenly a mail came to me describing the economics!

Saw that you wud know how I wud have felt after reading that!

 

 

World Economics !!

 

 

TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your

herd multiplies and the economy grows. You retire on the income.

 

 

INFOSYS ECONOMICS You have 2 cows. You put both of them on the bench. And

hire another to do the job.

 

 

TCS ECONOMICS You have 2 cows You tell them that only one will go to

onsite. You ask both of them to fight for the only H1B Visa. Both of them

die after fighting.

 

 

HCL ECONOMICS You have 2 cows You milk them only for 24 hours on just 7

days a week. They run away.

 

 

WIPRO Economics You have 2 cows You train them for two months on how to

milk themselves. Then you ask them to pull bullock carts.

 

 

INDIAN ECONOMICS You have two cows. You worship them.

 

 

PAKISTAN ECONOMICS You don't have any cows. You claim that the Indian cows

belong to you. You ask the US for financial aid, China for military aid,

British for Warplanes, Italy for machines, Germany for technology, French

for submarines, Switzerland for loans, Russia for drugs and Japan for

equipment. You buy the cows with all this and claim of exploitation by the

world.

 

 

AMERICAN ECONOMICS You have two cows. You sell one and force the other to

produce the milk of four cows. You profess surprise when the cow drops

dead.

 

 

FRENCH ECONOMICS You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three

cows.

 

 

GERMAN ECONOMICS You have two cows. You reengineer them so that they live

for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.

 

 

BRITISH ECONOMICS You have two cows. They are both mad cows.

 

 

ITALIAN ECONOMICS You have two cows. You don't know where they are. You

break for lunch.

 

 

SWISS ECONOMICS You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge

others for storing them.

 

 

JAPANESE ECONOMICS You have two cows. You redesign them so that they are

one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.

You then create cute cartoon cow images called Cowkimon and market them

worldwide.

 

 

RUSSIAN ECONOMICS You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five

cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again

and learn you have 17 cows. You give up counting and open another bottle of

vodka.

 

 

CHINESE ECONOMICS You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You

claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest anyone reporting

the actual numbers.


Aravi

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