Entry: Childish !!! Thursday, September 11, 2003



Just moving out of my personal experience and stuff to.. to more towards Humour! So enjoy reading this tooo!

 

TEACHER: Why are you late?

 WEBSTER: Because of the sign.

 TEACHER: What sign?

 WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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 TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?

 CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!

 

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 TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"?

 JOHN: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" TEACHER: No, that's wrong JOHN: Maybe it's

 wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!

 

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 TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?

 SARAH: "HIJKLMNO"!!

 TEACHER: What are you talking about?

 SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

 

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 TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.

 GEORGE: Here it is!

 TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

 CLASS: George!

 

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 TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't

ave

 ten years ago.

 WILLY: Me!

 

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 TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?

 TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.

 

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 SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?

 FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?

 SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.

 

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 TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?

 JOSE: Don't bite any.

 

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 TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".

 ELLEN: I is...

 TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am."

 ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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